One of the places that I submitted my art to required that I come up with a list. I wasn't too happy about doing it. Isn't it enough work to have to send a resume, statement, bio, slides/jpegs, and a photo of yourself? In the end, it was a bit entertaining for me. Here it is:

The stuff that is all over my computer desk at this very moment:
-Crumbs
-Tape measure
-Orange earplugs
-Photographs
-Hairclip
-Pens
-Bubbles, the Powderpuff Girl talking doll
-Magazines
-A large, dried leaf
-Padlock
-A tattered San Francisco Muni Map
-Darkroom keys
-A fortune from a fortune cookie
-2 film canisters with beach sand from Thailand
-Unpaid bills
-Video arcade card
-Sticky notes with miscellaneous information stuck onto everything
-An ever-growing paper pile of all sorts of stuff that I continue to ignore